The naked truth

Watchers were shocked - shocked, we say! - to see this robust picture of virile manhood (well, not the actual manhood... but you know what we mean) brazenly displayed in recent days, particularly given it's somewhat ironic placement within the pages of Mr Maslin's withered organ:

Quick as a flash, one G Fugle, a regular letter writer, fired off a letter to the editor suggesting the Chron makes a naked Sean going about his duties around town a page two regular feature. Clearly, Wanganui is a town devoid of excitement, at least insofar as G Fugle is concerned.

A much less horrifying idea of Mr Fugle's was a caption contest based on the photo, which he kicked off with: "Slow down Gaylene, you're wearing out my pencil".

We're sure Watchers can see Mr Fugle his caption and raise the stakes...

Update: An alert Watcher has just pointed out the startling resemblance between the gentleman above and the one on the right. We wonder: might they be related?

Further update: Another alert Watcher noticed that Dotty's column in last week's Midweek thoughtfully reminded her avid readership to put their clocks back at the weekend. Sadly, in Diva World we're not only to be scolded for punching above our weight, but we're instructed to be permanently behind the times.

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