Wednesday, May 31, 2006

A shining light

Michael Laws, Mayor, Wanganui

There's a line supposedly used in a movie that's been used so often it's become something of a cliche. It's always said with an exaggerated overtone of menace... "It's quiet round here. Too quiet".

Radio Dead's long-suffering listeners have actually been treated as though their opinions were something other than a foil for a quick burst of abuse, then to be hung up on, followed by a lengthy, one-sided and self-important tirade. Viewers of a Game of Three Losers couldn't help but notice an altogether kindler, gentler programme on their screens this past week. Even this blog was notably lacking in the usual barrage of increasingly strident (and sometimes even ALL CAPITALS and MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!) defences of Mickey's worst excesses.

We can only conclude that Mayor Michael Laws is absent from this fair city. Perhaps taking a crash course in ghetto-speak in preparation for campaigning on the streets of Manukau. "Props to yo mama, homeboy. Vote for DJ Mickey Mad. Respect y'all!" followed by a burning of rubber and an upraised finger as the Mayoral hot rod drops a patch. Given the usual excesses of gangsta-speak, one can only wonder what new adjective and noun combination may be brought forth to describe the Mayoress.

Wherever he may be, Mickey's absence has encouraged at least one councillor to venture that rarest of statements, that most endangered of expositions:

An independent thought!

(We really wish we were podcasting at this point, because that deserved some sort of fanfare. We'll pause for a moment while you fetch a comb and paper and create your own, Watchers.)

In fact, he's had a field day and decided to come up with two on the same day. Fortunately, 18 months of inactivity hasn't entirely atrophied his higher brain function, so Cr Randhir Dahya's latest Council Comment (printed in Midweek and reproduced - but for how long, we wonder? - on the Council's website) makes good sense.

First, he opines that the poor public attendance at Council meetings means not many are interested in local authority affairs. But rather than promote ill-informed and cynically manipulated referendumbs as the panacea, Cr Dahya ventures that the answer may be found in - open debate with councillors!!

(Actually, podcasting probably isn't a good idea. The fanfare button would be getting a workout by now).

Those hardy souls who brave the public gallery at Wanganui District Council meetings must sit on their hands, bite their tongues and - if Mickey's having a particularly bad day - cross their legs. Not for them the privilege accorded attendees at most other council meetings around NZ and overseas, of being able to ask questions of, and debate with, the Mayor and councillors. To be fair, that time is usually limited to about 15 minutes, and questioners are usually asked to inform the CEO of their intention to speak and to provide their question in advance so councillors aren't caught on the hop. But regardless of the restrictions, people can at least raise issues and speak their minds, and if the question can't be dealt with it is at least formally recorded and receives a response in due course.

The best Wanganui-ites can hope for is a smirk or a snarl from the Mayor, depending upon his mood, and a few poorly-chosen insults from Deputy Dotty, who no doubt feels her verbal fauxs pas should be kept from public view - a feeling shared, we can assure her, by Watchers who've cringed their way through one of her little homilies.

But back to Cr Dahya, whose rush of blood to the head - and possibly other organs - continues on with another radical idea - that reducing councillor numbers isn't good for democracy. Let's let him explain it in his own words:

I wonder how many of you know a councillor to whom you can talk to openly and frankly. Not many I believe. Well, the chance of you knowing one personally is about to be reduced because council has voted to reduce the number of councillors. While there were good reasons put forward by the publicly endorsed returned councillors to retain the status quo, we were out-voted by the Vision team whose main argument was the referendum result. I still believe it's an erosion of democracy, which in the end is not what councils are all about. My belief is that democracy is about having sufficient representation on council so your views are heard - and to those who think a smaller council will see a reduction in rate on their rates bill, don't hold your breath.
He also makes the valid point that while trumpeting a reduction in the number of elected - and thus directly accountable - people on Council, Mickey and his mates are in fact loading it up with quasi-councillors accountable to no-one but him. Vision's List MPs, in other words.

It is interesting that despite believing council numbers should be reduced, we have just added a Youth Council Committee which numbers 18 and have seconded up to five interested people to the Sport and Recreation Committee. This will bring the number to 11. Then of course the Heritage Committee has added an extra five members bringing their membership tally up to nine. Add to that the number of businesspeople appointed to the council's Holding Company and Wanganui Inc...

At that point he loses his nerve a little and concludes that having these unaccountable people running Wanganui means the town has "sufficient numbers of people running the district, not just six to 10 councillors, which is very reassuring". Quite how we get rid of them if we don't share his confidence is hopefully something he'll address in a future column.

Right now, the fragile bloom of independent thought needs to be nurtured and encouraged to grow, so we'll take it easy on Randhir as he takes his backbone and brain out for some much-needed exercise.

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47 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is an interesting perspective. If Mickey and the diVisionites are so keen on rural reps being elected at large, and so agitated about council numbers, then what are they doing setting up a bloated and self-important youth council and letting all those little snouts feast at the ratepayers’ trough?

Oh that’s right. More bullshit, more hypocrisy, more photo ops for Mickey. It’s a no-brainer, really.

Anonymous said...

And while Randhir nurtures the fragile flame of freedom, Dotty goes ever more doolally. Her screed on the council website contains some interesting references including the following Freudian slip:
"Probably the greatest success from my perspective was the $1.3 million visitors to the exhibition"
A bit obsessed with money aren't we Dotty? Or do you mean there were some ordinary, non-money visitors and some visitors worth $1.3 million?

Later on she regales us with tales of the American ambassador: "He was very complimentary about Wanganui and I am sure he will be back to learn more about our lovely region."
Err, Dotty, of course he was complimentary. He's a friggin' diplomat.
FInally she mentions the Regional Chiefs Forum, a bunfight for mayors, CEOs and MPs across the region in Feilding. ALthough quite why Dotty is attending, I'm not sure. It's clearly been well-planned in advance that MM won't be there, however, as Dotty got to stack the agenda, she tells us. Perhaps MM has insulted too many of the people liekly to be attending.
Anyway, to get to the end of what is becoming a long and boring post, she gives the game away with Dr Warbond's speech topic: "local government from the private enterprise perspective. I look forward to the day."
What, the day when local government is run like a business? By an autocratic, unaccountable board? Wait no more, dear lady, for the day is already at hand...

Anonymous said...

One of the problems in engaging with open debate with Michael is that whenever he feels his argument isn't strong enough he makes stuff up.

Like "Auckland's going to have a 200% rates increase caused by the Audit Office", for example. The Audit Office seems to be a favourite scapegoat for Mickey. Almost as though he needs to lay groundwork for some future disagreement or something.

Anonymous said...

You don't think that Radio Live management might not be totally delighted with Michael's latest ratings do you?

Anonymous said...

Doolally Dotty said:

"Probably the greatest success from my perspective was the $1.3 million visitors to the exhibition"
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Little wonder she found the MBA stuff daunting. Perhaps she's not buying the right brand of breakfast cereal.

"I thoroughly enjoyed the programme and found some courses, particularly IT and Finance, quite daunting," says Cr McKinnon. - MBA for Deputy Mayor - 22/11/05

Anonymous said...

Was this by any chance a Massey MBA, which was described to me by one of its administrators as "Means Bugger All" and "A great way of gougin money out of gullible Asians"? And Auckland is NOT going to have a 200 percent increase, nor anything like it. If the City of Sales goes through with EVERYTHING on its infrastructural wishlist (and not just a swimming pool) it will need to increase the current rate take by some 60 percent over the next 12 years, assuming there is not an increase in the rating base due to a population increase.

Anonymous said...

60% of Wanganui wanted to reduce the number of councillors at City hall. The problem with ML and his team implementing that democratic decision is what? I see some arse-saving behind reasons to keep 12 councillors and if reducing the number to 10 increases Vision's electoral chances then doesn't that mean that Wanganui likes the cut of their politics? Don't answer: rhetorical question.

Anonymous said...

2004 Election:
Vision 7
Ratepayers 1
Ancien Regime 5

2005 By-election:
Vision 2
Rest nil

Smells like endorsement to me.

Anonymous said...

26% and he calls it endorsement. I suppose if 1.6% is resounding success, as we've been informed, I guess 26% must be pretty awesome.

And since when did endorsement smell like horseshit?

Anonymous said...

"...60% of Wanganui..."

More self serving lies (60% of 55% = 33%). No-one else tells as many lies as you do, Michael. Do you think there might just possibly be something wrong with you? A mental illness perhaps, because that's what everyone else thinks.

Poor mental Michael.

Anonymous said...

I think I may have figured out why Mickey wants to reduce the number of Councillors: with the number of members of Vision dwindling, he'll probably only have 6 candidates: no-one else wants to join up.

Anonymous said...

Don't answer: rhetorical question.

3:55 PM, June 01, 2006
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Don't answer: mayoral question.

Anonymous said...

Ancien Regime 5

Smells like endorsement to me.

3:57 PM, June 01, 2006
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Smells like Mickey to me.

Anonymous said...

What does Keith think of the way you're treating the good old Savage Club, Michael?

Anonymous said...

Ancien Regime 5

3:57 PM, June 01, 2006
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Smells like Mickey to me.

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No, smells like a little man with an acute Napoleon complex to me.

Anonymous said...

Too much anger little people.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"...60% of Wanganui..."

More self serving lies (60% of 55% = 33%). No-one else tells as many lies as you do, Michael. Do you think there might just possibly be something wrong with you? A mental illness perhaps, because that's what everyone else thinks.

Poor mental Michael.

4:17 PM, June 01, 2006


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A genuinely stupid reply from anon (Carol) at 4.17pm.
Following that logic the 'noes' have even less support - 40% x .55 = 22% versus 33% for the ayes.
In a democracy, people who don't vote have never been counted as contributing to a democratic solution. I know its a difficult concept but I'm sure you'll get the hang of it one day.
And I'm not even the Mayor and I get the hang of it.

Laws Watch said...

One lot of you think every comment ever written supporting any opinion ever held by the Mayor is authored by Mickey himself, whilst your opponents assume every comment written opposing him is authored by one, or athe the most two, of the CoC complainants.

While we can't - and wouldn't want to - trace the identities of visitors and commenters, we can tell you this - there's a hell of a lot of you out there. Not only do visitor logs show many, many different IPs used to read this blog, but 510 comments were made in May, up there with more established, better known blogs with a NZ-wide readership such as No Right Turn (575 comments) and well ahead of other political blogs such as The Red Letter (32 comments) and New Zeal (325 comments).

(These are self-reported figures at Kiwiblog which leaves us all in the shade with 4,710 comments!)

The point is not to boast but to suggest that it's unlikely the bulk of comments here come from one or two people, whether in favour or against.

Anonymous said...

It seems Talkback Mickey is somewhere out there in 1.6% la-la Land spreading more lies, according to this note on the MIRAGE MEDIA blog yesterday (if only they knew what it’s like to live in a city ruled by this liar).

But the problem is Laws and McVicar continued to restate false facts on youth offending (presumably to garner support for youth conscription). They both continued to tell the story of a country whose youth were a violent raging mob. When Kiro went to correct Laws a second, third and forth time, he simply cut her off. He continued stating false trends in youth crime statistics. He gave himself the final word on the issue and that's where he left it.

This kind of behaviour shouldn't be tolerated in our media. We cannot have an objective, impartial and unbias discussion about youth crime when people like Laws broadcast and reinforce misconceptions in the public sphere. In this case I would urge everyone who heard the broadcast to make a Broadcasting Standards Authority complaint (though presumably very few would have heard it considering Radio Live's poor listenership). Issues and ideas must be judged on their objective merits. Debate is stifled and pluralistic democracy put as risk when some judge it in their interests to deceive the public.


And then this:
Laws is a dickwad. Just be glad he's no longer in parliament.

Anonymous said...

In a democracy, people who don't vote have never been counted as contributing to a democratic solution.
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I can make up tautologies too:

"In a democracy those who don't think have never been counted as contributing to a democratic solution"

"In the mind of Mickey Mayor those who don't think are welcome"

"In the mind of Dotty McKinnon those whose husbands are not lawyers are not real."

"Have another drink Councillor Brookhammer"

Anonymous said...

Following that logic the 'noes' have even less support - 40% x .55 = 22% versus 33% for the ayes.
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The "logic" as you imagine it, is not logic at all. The fact is that because they didn't express any preference, the views of 45% of Wanganui have not been determined at all. My example merely serves to demonstrate the deception and contempt implicit in Michael's original statement, and to emphasise the fact that he has a serious mental illness.

I'm still not gonna call myself Carol, but.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Mickey of Manukau?
Dave Foster must be the unluckiest man alive seeing as he is Financial Controller of Manukau Council these days.

Anonymous said...

The referendum result I would suggest was 33 percent for less councillors, 22 percent for the same number and a winning total opf 45 percent for the option "None of the above." HArdly a resounding mandate for anyone, really. And Mickey is on here, judging by thecomment "little people", which adequately sums up his attitude to anyone who is not utterly in thrall to him. Considering Mickey weighs about six stone dripping wet, I think he may have a perspective problem if he thinks I'm little. Anywya, must go, bears to hunt and all that, dirt to dig....

Anonymous said...

Can someone (perhaps the Mayoress) explain why Mickey spends so much time trying to convince himself that his referedumbs are any sort of democratic tool on the one hand, and using them as a propoganda tool on the other?

Anonymous said...

Yeah it is logic, dummie.
Voting decisions are based on those who vote, not those who don't. That's how elections work and if you don't vote then your viewpoint is unknown and therefore discounted. 6 out of 10 Wanganui people voted to reduce council numbers. End of story.

Anonymous said...

Vision keeps winning.
First, the 2004 election. Then the 2006 by-election. Then every vote around the council table. Burns you, doesn't it!

Anonymous said...

Burns you, doesn't it!

Sorry to disappoint you. Your desire that other people be hurt by your actions merely reveals you as a prick.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 10:03am "Can someone explain ..."

well, anon, the short answer is that he's fundamentally corrupt.

Anonymous said...

Give me another couple of weeks and we'll see if Vision can keep winning against the Local Government Act requirements that look as though they have been circumvented....

Laws Watch said...

Burns you, doesn't it!

We can't speak for eveyone who visits, anon, but oooooo yes, it positively enrages us! Then we fulminate about the attitude of the Mayor of Turangi, and get really, really, angry about the Mayor of Waimate. We throw darts at pictures of the Mayor of Paraparaumu. They're all such important people, after all.

In fact, the insignifcant tinpot civic leaders of every small town in NZ get us so mad we could scweam and scweam and scweam till we turn blue.

Then again, we might just do this because we enjoying mocking Mickey. Burns you, doesn't it? :-D

Anonymous said...

Would Mickey, or someone suitably anonymous, care to explain just how Mr Janes et al at WINC are going to accomplish this miracle, reported in the Gisborne Herald and quoting (surprise suprise) our very own economic miracle worker MB Laws (PhD as in D for Deception):

Economic development will be done outside the council, saving ratepayers nearly $400,000 a year.

Anonymous said...

Poor Dot .. it must be hell always apologising for the mayor (as she told the business people).

Anonymous said...

A whole blog dedicated to the mayor. Countless hours spent running it - an obsession no less.
Burns you doesn't it LawsWatch?

Anonymous said...

Poor Michael -- trudging all the way through the alphabet from A to Z looking for the perfect name when he found it years ago at the very beginning. What's wrong with recyling Antoinette?

Anonymous said...

Isn't this getting bizarre? As if it wasn't weird enough having last week's patsy question to the mayor coming from one of his own flock, this week it's from one of Mr Maslin's flock.

But when you think about it, it's just business as usual with the Chron printing another mayoral spin outbreak without following up or challenging anything.

Anonymous said...

I wonder whether anyone at the Chron with a passing interest in journalism (even at a hobby level) would like to ask the mayor a question. Why wasn't the spin fairy job advertised as it was supposed to be? According to a friendly HR manager at another council, positions MUST be advertised unless: a) there is a person on staff already who can fill the position; or b) a person within the organisation who can be "shoulder-tapped" for the position. You cannot simply pick a mate fomr your friednly radio station and say "Here's a job, hop to it." Any takers?

Anonymous said...

The Mayors question time is like Deputy Dot 'stacking' meeting agendas. Rodney still being on Dancing with the stars is the same scam...

Anonymous said...

Bearhunter said...
I wonder whether anyone at the Chron with a passing interest in journalism (even at a hobby level) would like to ask the mayor a question.
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That's easy for you to say, Bearhunter. But what if Michael goes all hysterical and screams at Mas and sends him nasty bitchy threatening emails? And then Mas will get all sulky and hide in his office and put the miscreant journo on Pettis Watch or stray sheep patrol...

... and anyway no-one, least of all the editor, has the passing interest in journalism to which you refer, so as Basil Fawlty would say, what is the bloody point?

On the other hand, wonder who's drawn the short straw to ask next Monday's patsy question??? (Now wouldn't it be interesting to see Mickey's instructions to Mas on THAT)

Anonymous said...

I wonder whether anyone at the Chron with a passing interest in journalism (even at a hobby level) would like to ask the mayor a question. Why wasn't the spin fairy job advertised as it was supposed to be? According to a friendly HR manager at another council, positions MUST be advertised
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This isnt the first time a vacancy has been filled this way at WCC

Anonymous said...

Where's the update???

Anonymous said...

Perhaps its been quiet cause the mayor and friends? have been playing cowboys in the backblocks of Raetihi?
A little reward for loyalty?
Watch your back guys!

Anonymous said...

Good old Mas ... Joining in the Mayoral chorus of indignantion about the $6 million blow-out in today's editorial and making a great deal of the size of the overrun relative to the initial estimate ($10m)

So, Mas, where was your editorial outrage when the splash centre quietly got supersized by your mate Mickey, ditto the riverfront?

Anonymous said...

Good on Mas being appalled at the blow out - 1.14pm. So we should all be. That is a massive blow out.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Good on Mas being appalled at the blow out - 1.14pm. So we should all be. That is a massive blow out.

3:53 PM, June 07, 2006
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Yeah Mickey, just about as big, relatively speaking, as your swimming pool rort but you seem to be singularly underappalled by that.

Anonymous said...

You can't blame the current council for the blowout; it was the last one that gave Opus the monopoly contract for the wastewater management that started in 2003 and expires 30 June 2006. A little research goes a long way ... be careful Mickey does not use the outrage for his own ends. He seems too keen for my liking.

Anonymous said...

First the perpetual embarrasment of having CelebrityMickey as a team mate on the Prime quiz show got too much for Mr Hoskins, and he drop kicked our mayor and his vision tee shirt over to Mr Holmes. Now Mr Holmes has dumped him for another eye-liner wearing diva, it seems.

Tough at the top, eh Mickey?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Good on Mas being appalled at the blow out - 1.14pm. So we should all be. That is a massive blow out.

3:53 PM, June 07, 2006
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Do you think Mickey actually tells Mas when he earns mayoral brownie points (that's the kind you get when you brown nose the mayor) like this?