Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Lies, damned lies and statistics


Those readers holding their breath awaiting the day the Audit Office rides into town, take one look at Wanganui's LTCCP and claps the Diva in chains for over-stepping his authority had better learn to breathe through their noses. The Audit Office website essentially says next years visit will be an "audit lite", since nearly every Council has done nearly everything wrong anyway.

Now you'd think that the prospect of getting off lightly would be cause for celebration in the Mayoral office, but that overlooks the way he operates - which is to create a climate of fear, loathing or distrust and then position himself as the solution to a manufactured crisis. If it's not litterbugs or marauding gangs or the residents of Whakatane (after all they might move to Wanganui in droves) it's asset management. This is one area which virtually every Council appears to have screwed up, so Wanganui is by no means alone.

All aspects of Local Government are now subject to internationally accepted accounting practices for the first time, and the situation revealed is not pretty. A pipe that's been in the ground for 50 years, having depreciated over that time, is worthless and must be replaced according to the bean-counters. The state of the pipe is neither here nor there: it gets listed as requiring immediate replacement and is written up as a debit on the books. In Wanganui, the peak debt level might now be $100 million, not $53 million. Since this picture is repeated nationwide, it seems central government will have to become involved, either to relax the rules as they apply to capital assets, for example, or come up with the cash to put everything right.

While we might rail at these meddling bureaucrats, it is worth noting that had these rules been applied over the last 50 years, Wanganui would already have a Gallery that meets OSH standards, and a Splash Centre in good repair.

Clearly it's a major issue for any local authority, and the Diva opened Monday's Council meeting with news of his recent meeting with the auditors:

I wish to alert councillors to problem that we share and will share with a large number of other councils.

The audit office have the responsibility of auditing both our annual report and more importantly the LTCCP that will occur and that we will be required to deliberate about for public comment next year. The ten year plan for 2006-16.

The difficulty is one that we share with virtually every other council in New Zealand but one that is no less horrendous. And the LTCCP that we did in 2003 missed a lot of things that it should have included. Particularly relating to the valuing of assets and also the depreciation of those same assets and their replacement cost.
So far so bad, but then the Diva got completey carried away, stating:
Now this has meant strange things, like - I’ll give you an example today. The Auckland City Council had looked at the possibility to deal with their rates - sorry to do with their asset management and replacement and depreciation. The rates bill was up 200% over the next two years - ten years. 200%.
Yes, except that it's not true. Auckland City Council have publicly acknowledged that it is the wish-list of assets that will cause their budget blow-out. As the NZ Herald said, "Auckland's wish list exceeds its grasp". Heading the list, ironically, are Mayoral dreams such as the "Outside the Square" project, which Council officers have ranked near the bottom of a list of 36 new projects (heading the list are much more prosaic things like transport and stormwater). And it has very little to do with the 2003 LTCCP because it factors in a swag of new spending dreamed up by the present Mayor and Council.

Not being able to wave the demands of a referendumb about to demand his pet projects be given priority, Auckland Mayor Dick Hubbard has been forced to accept the counsel of his Council, saying that he hoped to be allowed to "spend a little bit of money cleverly to start with".

Unless Councillors throw away the recommendations and insist that every project on the $3.7 billion wish list be built (others not thought a priority include both an $18 million swimming pool upgrade and a $40 million arts precinct) the Diva's dire predictions of 200% rates rises in Auckland (and thus, by implication, a possibility in other towns including Wanganui) are a nonsense.

Cr Sue Westwood was the only one awake enough on the day to question whether the 200% prediction was a result of the LTCCP revelation and he fudged thus:
"Yes, in some cases because they have got to - obviously infrastructure problems up there in terms of their transport and others they simply haven't done the work that is required in terms of revaluing their assets, depreciating them and also planning for their replacement."
So with Council finances in such disarray up and down the country, will Wanganui be in for particularly brutal treatment at the hands of faceless evil Government auditors? The Audit Office have this to say:
...the extent of procedures and testing undertaken for an audit is determined based on the risk that information might be mis-stated such that it would lead readers to draw incorrect conclusions about the position and intentions of the council. Accordingly, the assumption that every asset management plan will need to be reviewed is not correct. As with the other areas of our audit, we will be considering: The high-level systems and controls that the council has in place to establish the service levels and the financial and asset management implications of service level decisions. If the council has good systems and controls, it is likely that we will test (on a sample basis) how well these systems and controls work and have been applied in preparing the LTCCP.
And Wanganui? - here's the Diva again:
Our finances are obviously going to undergo a serious inspection in the next couple of - two to three months.
So either Wanganui doesn't have "good systems and controls", thus necessitating a "serious inspection" rather than an "audit lite", or another example over-dramatisation. Of course, that's what Divas do. Then again, the Audit Office might be motivated to give Wanganui a good going-over if it thought that Council was mis-stating information "such that it would lead readers to draw incorrect conclusions".

How is a District Councillor to make sense of it all? The NZ Society of Local Government Managers (SOLGM) comes to the rescue with a series of documents about "The LTCCP Jigsaw". Here's a quote:
...the Act asks Councils to describe how additional capacity, maintenance, renewal and replacement is undertaken. But what does this entail and to what extent do you go in describing the "how"?

Some Councils in 2003 / 2004 LTCCPs thought it meant stating the service delivery mechanisms (eg contracting). Others pretty much ignored the "how".
What’s best? We suggest the "how" information should be brief:
(a) noting major new projects (when and where) that will add to asset capacity
(b) for maintenance, renewal and replacement of assets merely referencing to Council’s asset management plans which describe asset management strategies.
While Wanganui (in common with virtually every other local government area in NZ) clearly has a problem, it's hardly responsible governance to leap out at startled Councillors and handily-placed reporters yelling "Boo!!". But it's good politics, talking up a crisis in order to somehow be seen to be saving the city from the Axis of Government-LGA-LTCCP evil. And politics isn't just what the Diva does best, it's all he does.

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38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well done Watchers. I suppose we'll all read about Michael's version in the Chron.

Or perhaps from anonymous ;)

Anonymous said...

How come the Comical didn't have anything about this? Just the queen's picture again, writ large.

Laws Watch said...

The same anonymous who, only two posts ago, accused us of merely "rehashing stories from the Chron" and having "given up in-depth reporting in favour of pettiness and trying to be satirical"? Quite possibly. Or more likely anon will revert to the previous cry of "this is too long and complex". Seems we can do nothing right if it annoys Mickey in the process. And since when was satire not a part of LawsWatch?

Anonymous said...

How come the Comical didn't have anything about this?

I hope because they've learned not to take anything Mickey Mayor says at face value.

Anonymous said...

Mmmm nice bod there, Batman

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How come the Comical didn't have anything about this? Just the queen's picture again, writ large.
4:43 PM, December 14, 2005

Oh dear, Laws Watch, you've got the wrong end of the stick. Like Anthony, I (anonymous at 4.43pm) came to praise the Watchers, not to bury them.

So, just to clarify: Thanks for taking the time to research behind the smoke and mirrors and tell us the important stuff (as well as sharing the joke over those diverting little diversions like queen's mugs).

And to cut to the chase: Why the hell doesn't the Comical report this stuff?

One can only assume they're still waiting for the Spin Fairy to knock it into press release shape.

Laws Watch said...

Sorry, anonymous @ 4.43 and again at 6.42 - but you weren't the anonymous we were referring to :-)

We meant the anonymous who, in these comments opined that we were "rehashing the Chron".

Can't you anonymii get names for goodness sake? False ones are perfectly okay, as long as you stick with the same one each time! You'd make it much easier on us and you fellow anonymii. Even numbers would do, as long as they're unique. Hieroglyphics... anything...

Laws Watch said...

Mmmm nice bod there, Batman

Calm yourself, Watcher. First, the bod belongs to Superman, not Batman (the big "S" on the chest is usually a dead give-away).

Second, the bod in question is in fact that of Brandon Routh in the film "Superman Returns".

So please don't rush to Guyton Street and do something we'll all regret the next day. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

anony...I hope because they've learned not to take anything Mickey Mayor says at face value.

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If so that is a very recent epiphany.

Wasn't it only yesterday that the Chron ran pretty much the unexpurgated version of the Diva's rubbishy refutation of the Hindson report on using the Alexander for a cheap-and-unworkable gallery extension?

Notwithstanding Super Scoop Sean's occasional front page spectacles, syncophancy is alive and well in the upper echelons of editorial management at the Chron, I fear.

Anonymous said...

For a moment there when I spotted the editorial in today's Chron I thought they'd finally got it sussed: the headline said something like Deviant on the Loose.

Alas, I was mistaken.

Anonymous said...

Silly me. So it is an S - I wasn't looking at the chest. Nice bod there, Mayor Man. OK I'm calm. What number in Guyton Street?

Anonymous said...

Is Matt Dutton standing? Or Carol Webb?

Anonymous said...

Yes, let's see who to believe.
Laws Watch who hate Laws and get their facts wrong -
Versus
An independent newspaper with trained journos and who owe the mayor nothing.
I'll read the Chronicle's version of the LTCCP story but I've seen nothing on the council or mayor's websites which suggest they're trying to scare anyone.
Unlike LawsWatch. Where's your candidate for the by-election? Scared?

Anonymous said...

"Deviant on the Loose."

A little known fact about Edward John Gulliver is that he voted for Michael Brian Laws. Now, if that turns out to be a false statement, all the courts will have to decide is which one of them has been defamed.

:)

Anonymous said...

This little Mickey got elected
This little Mickey told lies
This little Mickey clung on too long
This little Mickey was forced out
This little Mickey went to market
This little Mickey went home
This little Mickey was returned as mayor
This little Mickey won't learn

TAPLOLCPI

Anonymous said...

Ubermensch Mickey sat on a wall
Ubermensch Mickey took a great fall
But none of Mick's horses
Nor none of Mick's men
Dared tell Mickey how to make it better again.

TAPLOLCPI

The CPI stands for "Crap Poetry Inc."

Laws Watch said...

Where's your candidate for the by-election? Scared?

Ooooo yes. Scared of a 200% rates rise. Scared of our own shadows in fact. Oh yes, utterly terrified.

Now we've got that out of the way, we'd remind you we've said we won't be endorsing any one candidate, but endeavouring to cover everyone who stands. And a timely reminder to candidates: If you'd like your profile and photograph included in a by-election blog (through which you can answer questions and join in (moderated) debate with visitors) please contact us at lawswatch-at-hotmail-dot-com for details.

Anonymous said...

You would prefer that ML play it down or perhaps keep it quiet? Damned if he does....

Anonymous said...

Where's your candidate for the by-election? Scared?

Right...scared... what am I supposed to be scared of again? Perhaps you think the democratic process should terrify me. Whereas in fact by even reading this blog I'm participating in said process.

The reason few people want to stick their heads up for the buy-election (sic) is that MB Laws is resorting to his old debating society tactics, never joining the positive side of the debate.

That's not his fault. After the insane assault on citizen's employment rights of the 80-90's, the best bet for an invertebrate polly like Mike is populism.

He'd be fantastic as Wanganui's ambassador to California.

Anonymous said...

Lawswatch said:
"The same anonymous who, only two posts ago, accused us of merely "rehashing stories from the Chron" and having "given up in-depth reporting in favour of pettiness and trying to be satirical"? Quite possibly. Or more likely anon will revert to the previous cry of "this is too long and complex". "

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Revert? Don't remember ever posting that. Another stab at "guess the poster"? Satire was good when it accompanied a story. Not in place of a story.

Anonymous said...

Rumour schmumour...

Mark Simmonds regulary dines with Dotty, avec entourage.

Who's being taken for a ride here?

Anonymous said...

The rumour straight from the bar top tonight is that the mayoral mile is a complete nightmare. Mickey turns up at the "office" and barks his orders, then away he goes. Sweet if you've got staff, but there's one worker on board. I ask myself, does he really not understand co-operation?

Anonymous said...

Mickey Mayor
Not a team player
Went out on a limb for swimming pools
But he didn't reckon
On audit and question
Monkeywrench crowbar and rail.

TAPLOLCPI

Anonymous said...

The rumour straight from the bar top tonight is that the mayoral mile is a complete nightmare. Mickey turns up at the "office" and barks his orders, then away he goes. Sweet if you've got staff, but there's one worker on board. I ask myself, does he really not understand co-operation?

10:47 PM, December 14, 2005

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More crap. They've got the top milers in Australasia, more local sponsorship than River Queen and more out of towners coming than will ever come to artists open studios. That could be because people like Emma Camden don't open theirs.
Do we put the above in the same category as LW claiming there's no Vision candidate for the by-election.

Egg-on-Face

Anonymous said...

PS ... not forgetting the broken mayoral window that turned out to be a replaced ventilation system

Egg-on-Face

Anonymous said...

Deviant on the Loose."

A little known fact about Edward John Gulliver is that he voted for Michael Brian Laws. Now, if that turns out to be a false statement, all the courts will have to decide is which one of them has been defamed.

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Gulliver would have found that very difficult.
He's not on the electoral roll.
Check it out.

Anonymous said...

where's your by-election candidate, Laws Watch??
Chicken? Not got the support you claim? No Dalgleish, no Camden, no Dutton, no Webb ... brave people aren't they that won't submit to democracy.

Anonymous said...

I see that Mickey is once again abusing Wanganui residents (and ratepayers) on the Council website. We have an interesting situation here; is Jodie Dalgleish included in the group of whingers and malcontents Michael? Her column in the todays paper would surely suggest that.

Anonymous said...

Looking at today's paper, I'm puzzled at the Mad mayor employing someone else to run around the office. Is this legal to have non - council staff in the building? Who pays his ACC I wonder, and why does ML want more staff? Helen surely is a very capable woman.

Laws Watch said...

PS ... not forgetting the broken mayoral window that turned out to be a replaced ventilation system. Egg-on-Face

Hmmm someone is very keen... desperate, even... to refute this particular rumour.

Adn in trying to do so, neatly twists the point. Which was, just to remind you, that a piece of publicly owned equipment was flung around in a tantrum.

We'll admit to uncertainty as to whether that particular hole is the one made by said equipment - we were reporting what we'd been told.

But the fact that someone got their lycra shorts in a bunch and chucked stuff about is well-known. It's even been obliquely referred to at a Council meeting, without refutation.

Anonymous said...

where's your by-election candidate, Laws Watch?

Where's yours Mickey?

I seem to remember the last time this plopped out of the mayoral orifice, the watchers pointed out that they haven't endorsed anyone.

But what makes you think there isn't an anti-Laws candidate?

What makes you think we'd identify them publicly?

Anonymous said...

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My aren't the mayor's morning bowel movements REGULAR. You could almost set your stop watch by the crap he drops in here.

Anonymous said...

Adn in trying to do so, neatly twists the point. Which was, just to remind you, that a piece of publicly owned equipment was flung around in a tantrum.

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Really? Provide some proof LW or accept that you've just defamed the mayor. I, for one, look forward to the court case.

Anonymous said...

Looking at the NZ Herald story about the Auckland situation it's apparent the mayor deliberately misled his council on Monday. And it's intersting that he hasn't even attempted to defend his porkies here, just ranted and raved and tried to change the topic.

If someone misleads Parliament (as he should know better than most) they find themselves subject to all sorts of opprobium and maybe even hauled before the privileges commitee.

Here in Wangas he just gets away with it. The Chron didn't even report the lie, let alone email someone in the mother ship at the NZH and check up on it.

Laws Watch again is the lone voice and yapping of mickey mouse only proves that.

Anonymous said...

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My aren't the mayor's morning bowel movements REGULAR. You could almost set your stop watch by the crap he drops in here.

2:53 PM, December 15, 2005
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You keep guessing wrong, effendi!

Anonymous said...

But the fact that someone got their lycra shorts in a bunch and chucked stuff about is well-known. It's even been obliquely referred to at a Council meeting, without refutation.

2:23 PM, December 15, 2005

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You made Stevens remark up.

Anonymous said...

Really? Provide some proof LW
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it always means it's true when this fuckwit starts demanding proof instead of issuing a denial. Deny it publicly, Mickey. I'm sure the Watchers will offer you a most sincere apology.

Anonymous said...

Chester Borrows wants Whanganui spelled with an 'h'! Good on ya Chester.

Ray Stevens will tell you the whole story if you ask him. But I heard it from my hairdresser, along with much worse. Leonie was recently heard to remark that after the experience of the last year, she's never gossiping about anyone ever again. Ouch.

It's a side-show anyway. We should rip into Laws about this 200% rates rise lie.