Thursday, December 15, 2005

Miscellaneous nihilism

We were right when we said almost a week ago that Morgs Hunter-Bell will stand in the by-election. He's confirmed it on his website today. As a commenter bemoaned, "...someone only need start a rumour and it gets it's own update". That's because we feel it's better to air information and let ordinary Watchers confirm it for themselves, rather than keep stuff confined to secret caucus meetings and public excluded sessions of Council, then when forced to release it to do so in a mist of spin and disinformation.

A lot of rumours that find there way here are based on fact, but the people who know the truth aren't about to risk coming into the cross-hairs of a wealthy and highly litigious individual like the Diva. Not that we're referring to any particular rumour. No, not at all.




Talking of which, amongst the mist which forms the latest Mayoral e-column is this fascinating tid-bit:


We have a special council meeting on Monday to analyse "an investment opportunity" and then have some preliminary discussions on the LTCCP.
Elsewhere in the mist, the Diva reminds us that Council is "a non-profit, community organisation". Indeed it is. So what's this about "investment opportunities"? Not that Councils ought not to take an opportunity to grow ratepayers' money, but it is ratepayers' money that's potentially at risk, so let's see if Council considers ratepayers worthy of knowing what this is all about. Since we're talking gambling, anyone like to bet whether Watchers will be shooed from the gallery before such incisive financial minds As Muzza Hughes, Dot McKinnon and Rangi Wills decide whether to "invest" your money?




Scary Mayor continues to pave the way for Mayorman to come to our rescue, with this comment on the LTCCP:


The financial management and governance of the previous council was appalling. I have a horrible feeling that there is still more to be uncovered in that regard, and I sincerely hope I am wrong. Whatever the result, I suspect an ugly LTCCP is in prospect. With some equally ugly choices needing to be made.
So it's going to get ugly, but it's not the Diva's fault. Clearly, like those commenters who've claimed there have never been successful arts politicians, the Diva hasn't read any Vaclav Havel, Czech poet, writer, and former President, who said:


We must not blame the previous rulers for everything, not only because it would be untrue but also because it could blunt the duty each of us faces today, that is, the obligation to act independently, freely,reasonably, and quickly.



And while some Watchers are about ready to choke on the amount of mist we're reproducing here, we couldn't let this pass without comment:

There was the usual moaning and whinging from the usual moaners and whingers, over Dr Warburton's reorganisation of the Queens Park facilities – the cultural precinct that includes the library, art gallery and museum.

Cr Rangi Wills is right in his public comments on such people. Nothing will make them happy – they are malcontents. For them it was always the Sarjeant Gallery extension or nothing. They are not so much critics as petty nihilists.
Actually, since a nihilist is a skeptic, cynic, disbeliever, dissenter and doubter we're happy to accept the moniker, but we assume he's also including Jodie Dalgleish (Wanganui Arts, Culture and Heritage trustee, Sarjeant supporters working party member, gallery owner and artist) and Deb Frederikse (Wanganui Arts, Culture and Heritage Trust chair) in that particular spray, since they dared get quoted in the Chron as being "cautious" about the beheading of Bill Milbank and promotion of Sally Patrick. No room for doubt in Mickey's Brave New World.

And we haven't even mentioned how "uncomfortable" the River Queen "premiere" is making the poor Diva. "I'm not a red carpet sort of person", he laments. Well he's stood up the organisers of enough other functions, so the solution is simple - don't show. Forego an opportunity for a media appearance. Go on Mickey, you know you can do it. But since we're in a gambling mood, we'll bet Watchers he'll be there, Mayoress in tow, pearly whites shined for the cameras. Hating every flashbulb of course. It's the Wanganui in him.




Meanwhile, make sure you head along to the Council's website and pick up a copy of the quarterly bulletin. Nine mentions of the shy, retiring Diva in eight pages (and, to be fair, we're not counting the listing of his name and email address along with those of other Councillors on the back page). Dot McKinnon gets two, David Warburton gets four, though one of these is just a heading above his photo.




Update (8.25pm): An artistic Watcher (the very worst kind, according to the Diva) has sent in this illustration of Councillor Morgs off to his first meeting. Don't despair Morgs, we're laughing with you.

We'll give him this much: poli-speak comes naturally. In one paragraph of his announcement he admits to being "friendly with the current set of councillors, as well as the Mayor", but in the next assures readers that "contrary to speculation, I have not been approached by the Vision party about running under their banner" and that "my own name will be what goes on the signs and pamphlets".

Just like Rangi Wills, hmm? His name went on all his material as well, and we all know how fiercely independent he is.

Morgs says his biggest problem at present is campaign finance, and that he "will consider any sponsorship proposals that come [his] way". Hopefully not including having the entire campaign funded by the Mayor the way the diVisioners did, in return for a small price. But then again, they probably weren't using their souls anyway.


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39 comments:

Anonymous said...

While Mickey goes after the malcontents Dotty does her bit blaming the (alarmist and sensationalist) media:

Tension over Heart and cultural projects unnecessary - 15/12/05
by Deputy Mayor Dot McKinnon
The year is coming to an end and it seems there is some unnecessary tension around. You can see it with the Heart of Wanganui and Cultural Precinct projects all fuelled by an alarmist and sensationalist media. People seem to want to make problems where there are none.

Now which organ of the fourth estate can se be referring to, I wonder.

Anonymous said...

Good to see Chester is an H man, as he tries to explain in a sycophantic interview in the new rag-mag just launched in Wanganui (which by the way calls him Big Boy Blue):

Everyone knows the 'h' in Whanganui is the same as in 'what', 'where' and 'when'. The spelling changed from usage to drop the 'h' as spelling does all though language over time. the point is that the Maori language needs to maintain a considetncy across the country and because Whanganui Maori don’t pronounce the ‘h’ doesn’t mean it should be dropped. Without the ‘h’ Wanganui doesn’t have a meaning. For those reasons we should keep the ‘h”.

Anonymous said...

You're gutless, you people. You make rumours up, won't support them and then expect a decent guy like the mayor to deny them. When the writ comes, I'll be in the front row cheering.

Anonymous said...

More red herrings from Mickey. He'll be saying we caused a future rates rise next. What a loser.

Anonymous said...

You make rumours up

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I've heard some bullshit from Lawsmob but this one takes the cake. Whanganui is Rumour City, and you think The Watchers make them up? Good grief, you're paranoid.
As to the two incidents I've heard where electronic equipment was allegedly being tossed around, the first time it happened (allegedly) it was the cops spreading the rumour. Are they Watchers too?

I think you're just trying to take attention away from your mayor's lies to Council on Monday. I think he's getting really edgy, and trying to figure out how to divert the blame for the various issues the auditors are going to have. I think he's getting pissy because Phillipa Baker-Hogan turned him down, and Jodie Dalgleish got as close to calling him ignorant as her diplomatic mind will allow her.

So I'm having a good old giggle at Mickey Mayor. What a joke he is.

Anonymous said...

"Mayor Michael Laws today said that the extreme weather experienced by Wanganui in the past couple of years – including three cloudbursts in the city this week – will probably lead to the council reviewing its infrastructural needs."
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Couldn't he just stand with his mouth open and let the surplus water into his enormous gob? Mayorman is going to save us from the weather.

Anonymous said...

wonder what dictionary anon @ 4.49 uses? Or what mayor he is talking about when he refers to "a decent guy like the mayor ..."



de·cent (dē'sənt)
adj.

Characterized by conformity to recognized standards of propriety or morality.

Free from indelicacy; modest.

Meeting accepted standards; adequate: a decent salary.

Morally upright; respectable.

Kind or obliging: very decent of them to lend you money.

Doesn't sound much like our mickey, does it?

Anonymous said...

"While Mickey goes after the malcontents Dotty does her bit blaming the (alarmist and sensationalist) media"

Dotty and Mickey sound the Yin and Yang of Winston Peters. Expect "traitors" to be added to their lexicon of abuse any day.

Anonymous said...

Tension over Heart and cultural projects unnecessary - 15/12/05
by Deputy Mayor Dot McKinnon
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Too right it's unnecessary. Some people might even have the temerity, the infernal cheek to imply that this tension has been whipped up deliberately by a toxic mayor.

Anonymous said...

Dotty said:
"People seem to want to make problems where there are none."

Gosh, does this mean she figured out her beloved mickey's LTCCP bullshit before even LawsWatch did?

Anonymous said...

This mayor is great because he expands your word knowledge. For example, single-issue nutter, direct democracy and now nihilism. Went to my Cambridge and this was the definition.

Definition
nihilism noun [U] SPECIALIZED
a belief that all political and religious organizations are bad, or a system of thought which says that there are no principles or beliefs which have any meaning or can be true.


I thought that was a fairly accurate description.

Anonymous said...

The rednecks must be panicking. It used to be that you could rely on a National MP to give those Maaaaaariiiis a good kicking. Now Chester's come over all intelligent and thoughtful they'll have to support someone else. Now, who likes playing the race card?

Anonymous said...

Alarmist and sensationalist, Dotty? You could be describing your mayor. Pot, kettle, hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

no LawsWatch commentary on Laws giving away his salary. Why's that?

Anonymous said...

Rob Vinsen said...
I can't believe this is new information - funding depreciation was an issue of debate five years ago when I was on Council. It does'nt make much sense as many assets would simply not be replaced when they are worn out eg a War Memorial Hall.

3:59 PM, December 15, 2005


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Now I know why lost your seat in 2001, Rob. Not replace the WM Hall - are you mad? Seriously tho' I'd like your perspective on the accounting procedures when you were there. I was tempted to disbelieve ML when he played the shroud-waving card but I've been made a believer by the various audits subsequently undertaken.
Why was the council's financial system so bad??

Anonymous said...

Really Laws Watchers you should be taking el presidente's warnings about the LTCCP more seriously.

I heard Al Jazeera is broadcasting a tape of Osama bin Laden threatening Wanganui with an LTCCP audit next year.

What's worse, his secret weapon is the AMP (asset management plan).

Mickey's right, it's time to mobilise the Coalition of the Witless.

Laws Watch said...

no LawsWatch commentary on Laws giving away his salary. Why's that?

You're right, anon. We had one written up for yesterday... then today... but as with today's effort there's so much current material about that stuff that's not so immediate gets held over for slow news days.

Expect something just as soon as Mickey's foot disappears all the way down his throat and he stops making fauxs pa long enough for it to be removed, thus providing us a brief respite.

Anonymous said...

Laws gives away his salary like telecom "gives" money to lawyers.

Anonymous said...

"Dotty and Mickey sound the Yin and Yang of Winston Peters."

Yin & Yang of Winnie? More like Left & Right testicle of Bob Clarkson.

Not a good day in court, incidentally for the litigious loser outside cabinet :-)

Anonymous said...

Let's get this straight:

Laws does NOT give away his salary. He gives away RATEPAYERS' MONEY.

Not content with siphoning off $200 of those ratepayers' money for his mates at Wanganui Inc to rubber stamp for his ordained "events" he also rips off the ratepayers to fund other "events" of his choice and his particular brand of pork barrelling under the guise of not drawing his salary.

What a con.

How about we have a referendumb item on how the punters would like that little slush fund applied?

Anonymous said...

Rob's right -- of course this LTCCP/asset stuff isn't new. Try googling and you get dozens of papers, speeches, reports, like this one for instance.

http://www.mwhglobal.co.nz/Files/Ppr-LTCCP-AM.pdf

What is new is that we have a mayor who is so full of his own shit that he expects people to swallow his lies wholesale.

Laws Watch said...

Oh dear... while not wishing to impinge of Watchers' freedom of speech etc...

This is precisely why we didn't report this interesting, but ultimately diversionary, issue today.

We will have a full posting on the Mayoral largesse in the next couple of days. Perhaps you'd all care to reserve your comments till then, and instead opine upon the many, varied, and important topics in today's post?

Anonymous said...

Debbie does Duh! again. Today's river shitty press runs unexpurgaged run Spin Fairy/ML crap press releases in eight out of the first ten "editorial" slots.

And of course a front page lug ad sending traffic to a website used to to abuse Wanganui citizens and RCP readers.

Really Debbie, it's great to see you running such "nice news". Hope you get an invite to the vision Xmas bash.

Anonymous said...

Yeah it is the mayor's money. He earned it fair and square, pays the tax on it and gives it away. He;'s a council employee like any other. If Sally Patrick gave away her salary would anon still be saying that it was the RATEPAYER's mone? Of course not. It's a salary and there are some worthy projects the guy is funding from the bridge swim in my RCP today to the mayoral mile. Good on him; when was the last time all you arties gave away your commissions?

Anonymous said...

The Police did not start any rumour about office eqipment. That is another LW lie.

Anonymous said...

Laws Watch wrote today ...

"Well he's stood up the organisers of enough other functions, so the solution is simple - don't show"

Which functions would those be???
And does "stood up" mean "accepted invite but didn't show" or "had another councillor deputise because of unavailability?"

Anonymous said...

Good on him; when was the last time all you arties gave away your commissions?

Didn't the arts community rise over 20 thousand for some relief fund this year?

Laws Watch said...

does "stood up" mean "accepted invite but didn't show" or "had another councillor deputise because of unavailability?"

Good point, anon. Both, though by far and away the latter.

Anonymous said...

anon "The Police did not start any rumour about office eqipment."

Right, anon. The cop who told me wasn't trying to start a rumour.

Anonymous said...

Laws Watch wrote on the mayor not turning to invites ...

"Good point, anon. Both, though by far and away the latter.

9:14 PM, December 15, 2005"

OK - name them.

Anonymous said...

The only "worthy" project this salary rort supports is the ML promotional fund.

What a bargain - about three pages of RCP bought for a few grand tossed in the direction of a river swim and someone to cut out the stories he supplies to rags like the Chron and RCP.

Anonymous said...

Didn't the arts community rise over 20 thousand for some relief fund this year?

8:57 PM, December 15, 2005

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They did. Rick Rudd organised a tsunmai relief exhibition earlier in the year and good on him. The combined artists of Wanganui raised $20,000 for people thousands of miles away.
The mayor raised twice that for people living in Wanganui.
Both gestures are worthy of praise.

Anonymous said...

Right, anon. The cop who told me wasn't trying to start a rumour.

9:22 PM, December 15, 2005

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More lies. You won't name the cop because he doesn't exist.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous (9.26pm) wrote -
"The only "worthy" project this salary rort supports is the ML promotional fund"

Both the Chron (the Safet story today) and the RCP noted the beneficial ends of the mayor's salary. He'd get better promotion using his $44,000 on straight out weekly promotion but he doesn't. There are some bitter people here. The promise was made, and the promise has been kept. Good on him.

Anonymous said...

What do you people have agst Morgs Hunter? He's out his arse into the fire, done his bit for Wangas youth and now entering the democratic process. I don't see any of his critics having the same courage.
Go Morgs! Best of luck.

Anonymous said...

Who cares if a female cop gets drunk at a party and talks about flying laptops and broken windows? It's a side-show.

Why did Mickey lie to Council about deferred maintenance causing a 200% rates increase in Auckland? Could it be because he knows that his own incompetence (ignoring the bow-wave predictions made at annual plan time) is the reason for Wanganui's problems? Is he softening us up for a double-digit rates rise, telling lies now to prepare the ground (or rather, muddy the waters) for more lies to be veneered over this initial big porkie?

I think so.

Anonymous said...

There are some bitter people here

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There are some critical people here. I don't think even ML would deny that his style is "controversial". In fact he made a feature of it in his campaign, and has defended it since, unconvincingly in my opinion. The criticism goes further than that, however, in that people not only complain that the Diva is rude, but that he bullies people, and furthermore that some of his statements seem economical with the truth, to put it mildly.
To call it bitterness is saying you can see inside people's heads, and you can't. It sounds suspicious, because I think some of the criticism is valid.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't his salary 70 plus? Oh and the car?

Anonymous said...

Thanks Morgs. That head of yours was a bugger to clearcut.