Monday, August 22, 2005

Flagging it


Seems the assumption by some commenters that the Diva had ordered the Council's flag flown at half mast to mark the death of that well-known despot King Fahd was wrong - and in fact it was none other than the Diva who ordered the flag re-hoisted.

Since repeated and increasingly desperate pleas for a full investigation have been appearing in comments, we've obliged, though frankly we're more alarmed when pants fall to half mast.

Seems someone in central government sends out ideologically-blind notices when heads of state turn up their toes. So whether it's Queen Elizabeth or Robert Mugabe, the people of Wanganui are meant to mourn, apparently.

Council has always rushed to lower the flag on these occasions, but when the Diva saw it on this occasion he went ballistic and ordered it restored to full mast, saying it should only be lowered for prominent New Zealanders.

The two military types on Council (Don McGregor and Rangi Wills) protested and said it ought to be done for significant other outsiders. They rightly pointed out that it shouldn't be an "executive" decision (as the Diva apparently described it in dismissing their protests) but a policy set by the Council as a whole (presumably after the diVisioners have discussed it over a bottle or two of pinot gris).

So we start the week with yet another example of Diva(iant) behaviour - the right decision for the wrong reasons, after riding roughshod over procedure and the opinions of others.

(Our thanks to the Ministry for Culture and Heritage for the useful illustration, If it wasn't for these highly-paid mandarins we're certain no one would know what half-mast actually meant).

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd have to say that apart from a bad case of Diva worship, Michael is definitely an iconoclast par excellence. Up the flag!

Perhaps LawsWatch could have a competition to design a suitable flag for Vision!

Anonymous said...

Yes, what should Wanganui's foreign policy be?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Port of Wanganui could tell us whether they want to be nuclear free.

Anonymous said...

Do we want trade links with Australia? Do we want trade links with New Plymouth?

Anonymous said...

And what about those running dog jackals in Palmerston North?

Anonymous said...

The Republic of Northern Manawatu was declared today under the leadership of Field Marshall Laws.

RNM intends to stand as a bulwark against the rapacious hordes of property developers from the North, the politically correct Wellingtonian forces, and the local insurgency led by malcontent artists.

Matt Dutton said...

I'm finding it quite hard to take this seriously, but I guess if we are going to thumb our noses at the Beehive, we should do it as a city rather than just let Michael decide for us. We have better things to spend time and money on. Personally I think the decision belongs in Wellington.

Anonymous said...

Nope lawswatch... credit where its due..laws gave wgtn (& the ragheads) the finger..on behalf of wanganui..last week 'anonymoi' were moaning about having it lowered..the guy made an executive decision..the right decision wrong reason statement doesnt apply in this case...well done wanganui!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Donkey, it's just more ego-stroking crap. Are you seriously suggesting that we should waste money developing a Wanganui foreign policy?